I joined a dating site and kept being asked what i was doing there that was in 1995 so i replied this way
Warm witty and wise, I think quite unique!
Tactile and sultry with slimmest physique ( I don't think )
Daring and caring mentally strong,
Sometimes the day thow can seem a bit long.
A quest now I have its a soulmate i seek
For dancing romancing a few nights a week
A friend and a lover but must be sincere.
So read on and learn more of why I am here
Laughter and cuddles walks by the sea
Candlelight dinners or films on tv
Poetry music fine wine we can share
Tho chocolates are mine there's no sharing there ( haha )
Snuggles and cuddles I need to survive
Walks in the rain make you feel your alive,
Good conversation into the small hours,
And now and again the odd bunch of flowers,
Breakfast in bed lazy mornings i like,
But will take my turn and get your eggs right
I care and I share and i'm loyal and true ,
Well that's all I can say it's now over to you.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
Blessings,
Christine