LOL, reminds me of that scene in "A Christmas Story," when the kid was double dog dared to stick his tongue to a metal pole - froze solid. LOL I'll keep my tongue in my mouth, too. Well done, Hank.
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I do think you are on a roll.
Cynthia
Be always safe,
Karen
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.