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I've to Defrag
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And defrag, and defrag!

My computer has guts And it's driving me nutz Perhaps I'm a klutz But it keeps dying out And out. And out. And out. I've got to defrag! Henry Lefevre Author of "A Spoonful of Humor." Available on Amazon.com.

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Reviewed by Michael Guy

Reviewed on February 28, 2008

umm, same problem here. But the defrag utility by microsoft is broken also. Besides I need more RAM memory - turns out the chips are $50 a piece! Somebody's making money in this business but it's not me.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on February 25, 2008

Know the feeling well, also have to eliminate other stuff as well sometimes to make room in the old memory banks. Wish it would work tht way with the brain too, can you just imagine.....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by John Leko

Reviewed on February 23, 2008

...defrag...seeing it all come together...again...again...and again...in your humorous pen.

well done Henry

Reviewed by Lew Duffey

Reviewed on February 23, 2008

Oh yes. It tells you when its time.
Cute write,
God Bless,
Lew

Reviewed by Selene Skye

Reviewed on February 23, 2008

Ah, the compchip elves are always up to mischief! ;)

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on February 23, 2008

Hank,

Sorry 'bout that - computers, GRRRRRRRRRRR Either love 'em or hate 'em - right now, I'm not so sure -

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on February 23, 2008

Darn old computers! GRRR!! Hope your computer feels better soon, Hank! Very well penned frustration!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

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