You probably all need a break from the election or reality or both. This little ditty is not aimed at the candidates but is based on the theories of British crackpot New Age philosopher David Icke who believes all elections are a sham because the world is run by a reptilian master race, You may think that to someone with my intellect this idea would be beneath contempt but actually to someone with my sense of humour it is an absolute gift.
There's an Alien in the White House
He is twelve feet tall and green:-
Actually that is not quite true ,
It’s a pale aquamarine.
He is the latest of a long line,
Ten thousand years they've ruled the earth
Manipulating human consciousness
From Anchorage to Perth
That is why we cannot see their teeth
Or nasty lizard tails
Or the silly purple trousers
They wear to hide their scales.
Every President, King, dictator, Pope;
Lizards lead each church and nation,
They control your phone and TV set
And your kids' playstation.
They have got us by the bollocks
And control our hearts and minds.
How can we resist them
If we cannot see their signs.
Oh but I CAN see their signs, if I wear my special sunglasses, (was that not a movie theme?), but I allow them their fun...by the way those purple pants make them look like clowns, that is how you can tell who they are without special glasses...This was fun and quite enjoyable, I did need a smile today, thanks...Ed & Rufuz (w00f)
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on November 2, 2004
Actually they are red and not green but maybe it is a combination. Funny I have to wonder sometimes if maybe it isn't true but some of us do see the signs. Funny though
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LOL--i'll vote for the alien :)
(((HUGS))) and love, karla.
excellent satire! excellent write!
Great Write!
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