When the libido resembles a mosquito
Just what is a young lad to do
Should he go see the doc about fixing his c**k
As those frequent TV commercials so woo
I for one have never sat on the seashore
With my mate nude but in a separate tub
If that is their idea of having a good time
I don’t want to be a member of their club
Now the scene seems certainly romantic
And maybe that’s part of the charm
Just how do they keep that bathwater warm
To prevent shrivel of the essential short arm
I’ve never had the occasion to try the little blue pill
Though I’m told it is very effective
I suppose when I need it I’ll be first one in line
To keep my critical parts erective
In the meantime I’m tired of hearing
About being ready for 36 hours
If I had that kind of warning
I’d save a lot of money on flowers
Copyright 2009 Patrick Granfors
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Anna
each must do it's part
takes two to Tango.......
if not the limp, will stay limp.......
Peace and rise to the occation
William
Regis
That florist likely has a family to raise
If you happen to be saluting with the short arm, but don't have flowers, just tell her your
Feeling patriotic
Have a great day
The Buzzard