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Swimmer's Ku
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Bad day on the boat Photo:Captain Van

Swim suit malfunction The ultimate exposure This ain’t Chippendale’s Copyright 2009 Patrick A. Granfors

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Reviews of "Swimmer's Ku"

Reviewed by Mary Patterson

Reviewed on October 22, 2009

I really enjoyed this funny thought!....M

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on October 21, 2009

Clever and funny, Patrick. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on October 21, 2009

Hilarious, Patrick! Loved it!

Anna

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on October 20, 2009

Judging from the lady's expression she thought the fish wold be bigger bigger than an anchovy!

Georg

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)

Reviewed on October 20, 2009

Brilliant!

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on October 20, 2009

And the malfunction was?

Reviewed by Stephen Cherring

Reviewed on October 20, 2009

Is this a brewers poem? more like a photo caption,lol

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