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Water Closet Woes 5-7-5
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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When we remodeled our two bathrooms about three years ago we installed pressure assisted toilets. The tanks have, ahem...crapped out 3 times and now the tanks are no longer sold separately. This has become quite literally a crock of SH*T.
Man I really hate to do plumbing.


Poem Artwork

Toilet Handle Broke

After Concluding Business

Portends Crappy Day

 

Hardware Department

Quit Selling Replacement Part

Foretells Crappy Week

 

Crappy Week Inspires

 Toilet Reincarnation

 Weekend Plumbing Date

 

Copyright 2010 Patrick A. Granfors

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Water Closet Woes 5-7-5"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 16, 2010
Dear li'l brother Patrick, let me tell you a philosophical thought about your delicate theme, "shits happens!!!" (LOL)

Georg


Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on April 15, 2010
Hahahahahhaha! Not so funny about the toilets and lack of replacement parts...isn't that usually the way it goes? Your wife's comments (I guess she's your wife, Eileen?) are hilarious too. Hope it's not too crappy a weekend for you......(sorry about the pun) couldn't resist!

Anna

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on April 15, 2010
You mean you're really going to fix them? True love is a husband working on the plumbing. e

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on April 15, 2010
Good thing you can do your own plumbing but there are better toilets now being sold that can flush a bucket of golf balls in one flush or is that a bunch of crap also?

George

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 15, 2010
I think my spouse complains more about our toilets than anything else. Plumbing truly is Crappy, indeed!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 14, 2010
My sympathy is with you, Patrick. I hate any kind of "handyman" work. Thank God I have a brother who is a whiz at that kind of thing. Best of luck to you. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 14, 2010
Well you could build an outhouse with more than one hole...;-) ed


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