If you let a sleeping dog lie
Will it be truthful while it’s awake?
Can you legitimately watch the basketball playoffs
If you believe that pro wrestling is fake?
Why does the shortest line in the store
Invariably take you more time?
If a bird in the hand beats two in the bush
Do the bird police call it a crime?
If one is by land and two is by sea
Does it follow that three is by air?
If women can’t keep a secret how can it be
That Victoria sells so much underwear?
When a tree falls in the woods with no one to hear
Does one assume that the lumberjack is deaf?
How come we’re not crooning Auld Lang Syne
Instead of moaning “hail to the chief”
If my boy lollipop makes my heart go giddyup
Is he back in the saddle again?
How come the power never goes out
Before the doo doo starts hitting the fan?
Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors
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Ron
i answer most questions from our grandson with....'give me a minute of repose while i 'ponder' my response'. he loves it
now he mouths the words before i say it....and of course uses it when asked something by his mom...who on the otherhand hates it...having heard it herself for 28 years...Hah...i love these 'pnderings from you....pat
Be always safe,
Karen
Georg
Love,
Sage
Mary
Cheers,
Dan
Your friend, Mark