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Literary Pimp
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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I'm headed for deep shit here folks, a shameless grovel. She doesn't know about this ploy. Self publishing is a female dog. Ya' gotta help me out. Go to Eileen Clemens Granfors AD Den (see link below) or Amazon.com and buy her new book. (Some rivers end on the day of the dead) Maybe I'll get lucky..Patrick


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Literary Pimp

 

Just for now and just for wife

A literary pimp am I

Extolling all of the virtues

Of the trade that she does ply

 

She’s fresh out on the market

And just so that you know

You’ll get incredible amusement

For just twelve bucks a throw

 

I can’t say that she’s a virgin

Because it’s her book number two

But I can tell you for a good time

This is just what you should do

 

Take your little mousy thing

And point it towards her den

Just this once she will allow

This chance to let you in

 

Satisfaction guaranteed

Her wares I often sample

This one in particular

Is a mighty fine example

 

So pony up while the iron’s hot

Your pituitary will be set on fire

She needs to sell herself enough

So that I can soon retire

 

 

 

Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Literary Pimp"
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on December 9, 2010
Loving spousal support, Patrick....great marketing...


Anna

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 3, 2010
And if you don't succeed, you will feel her ire,,,

Ron

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 1, 2010
This is some clever and witty ad, Patrick; you should definitely be in Eileen's "good books" now. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 1, 2010
Wow! I'd sure love to have a pimp like you,and since it's so familiar, I have to click on Eileen's book;-)

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed on December 1, 2010
She's got to reward you for this. Well done Patrick. I wish her many, many sales.


Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 1, 2010
what a clever invitation!!

Reviewed by Chessly Nesci
Reviewed on December 1, 2010
I love this so much I will definitely get a book! The honey rewards will double huh? Very nice, ;)

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on December 1, 2010
Hello Patrick's fans,

The man has wit and humor if a little off-beat and odd,

Other than the sexual innuendo, this is a helpful prod.

The AD bookstore does list my book, I'm not sure why the trouble,

But if you choose to buy, PLEASE DO! Mister's honey rewards will double.



If you can't get it through AD's Bookstore (check their SIGNED BOOKS book store under my name or YA books), you can buy from Amazon or message me with an address and the book will be on its way (signed!) next week.



:0)

Reviewed on December 1, 2010
Anything for a tail like this Patrick. You do have a way with the tongue I say! Bless ya!

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on December 1, 2010
OHHHHH What a sweetheart you are. That's probably one of the best "Honey Doo's" you've ever Honey Doed. The check's in the mail. Dick

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on December 1, 2010
Bravely and openly catchy Patrick!
I'm gearing up to get a few books, and I'll be sure to include hers.
Listen, you are doing the right thing! For years we woman have been invisible behind the men (look at Einstein's wife, for instance...and the two guys that are credited with discovery of DNA, the woman who truly discovered it, oh I'm sorry to be going off a bit) anyway, so stand on the street corner for her if you have to. (And when is your book coming out? I would like a copy of that in my hands too)!
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 1, 2010
WOW - your spouse is very lucky. My spouse never pimps my books, she just constantly yells at me to pooper scoop and clean litter boxes!

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 1, 2010
Good example of internet marketing at its best. Nicely done, Patrick.

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on November 30, 2010
Okay! So, okay already. One good turn deserves another and I'll buy your wife's book already...Jeeeze!!
Mark

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 30, 2010
Screw that, besides the fact that $12. is alot of money in this economy, I don't want you to retire...who's gonna pay the gov't to keep payin' me on unemployment, if you do...? ed


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