Measuring requires units.
Units require standards.
Standards require agreement.
Agreements require negotiation.
Negotiation requires participation.
Participation requires willingness.
Willingness requires empathy.
Empathy requires acknowledgment.
Acknowledgment requires admission.
Admission requires a ticket.
A ticket requires currency.
Currency requires work.
Work requires time
Time requires nothing
Therefore, nothing is measured and by inference
Nobody measures anything.
This got way too complicated, I had to measure myself a double scotch using the 3 finger method (a non-standard).
Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors
Axilea
Regis
Anna
A very funny poem ;)~
Christine
Mark... Oh, yeah, help your wife.
Chip Bergeron
Ron
Thanks Dick
pass me a Sammy :)
(Samuel Adams) :)