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Holy Waterspout!
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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I ran across this photo on the local TV news website. It was one of 11 taken off the coast of Australia over the weekend. You heard it here first! The twister has the face of Jesus embe dded in it! (At least I think so) So take that Cuz Pee Wee and your wimpy Jesus turtle! Overheard was a local fishing captain on his sail boat as the storm approached his vessel�..

Sailing, sailing over the bounding…..what the….. Holy sweet J………. Lordy Lord I promise You’re name I’ll never take in vain If you will spare me here today I will be born again Thank you for your kindness I’ll do a holy dance Just as soon as I can clean The crap out of my pants Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors

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Reviews of "Holy Waterspout!"

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron

Reviewed on June 8, 2011

Strong storms will do that to you!!!

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on June 3, 2011

clever write!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on June 2, 2011

A nice twist. I first saw Jesus on the bottom of a stirfry pan I used many years. There, lo and behold in all the grease and charred remains was the spitting image of that lily white version we always see the churches hold up as the �real� Jesus. If I had known what that man would bring me today on eBay, I would have retired right. But like the fool and his money I just went on using that band until the image was gone�sigh!!

Ron

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

Reviewed on June 1, 2011

The face of Jesus in a waterspout? Me thinks the captain was drinking a wee bit too much grog.
Mark

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on June 1, 2011

Wow! You probably won't believe this, but I see a Turtle in that photo!!

Cuz Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on May 31, 2011

PAT ... BETTER STICK WITH 8-SEATER DESIGN ...

PERHAPS AN OCTAGONAL STRUCTURE WITH OCTAGONAL SEATS?

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on May 31, 2011

And here I thought you were talking about your pee wee again,,,,,,bless ya! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on May 31, 2011

Giggle.....you're a hoot, Patrick! Amazing pic!

Anna

Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather

Reviewed on May 31, 2011

LOL......morgan

Reviewed by John Flanagan

Reviewed on May 31, 2011

to me, looks more like someone
who was 'buried at sea' recently...
but then my sight's not too good

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on May 31, 2011

Ah, people see what they want to see, but still, I'd be mouthing this prayer myself if I was that close to a waterspout. I've been in a couple of them when I worked in the Gulf of Mexico

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on May 31, 2011

I don't see it, I just don't see it...that captain must have been high on something...or you were, somebody was high...somewhere...e

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