Weiners N' Cigars (poem) by Patrick A Granfors on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on July 4, 2011

how'd i miss this hilarious piece???

Now SEEE, patrick what i mean about...'no genes from you' will be a loss to this world of small pea brain thinkers being spawned by pres. o voters

Reviewed by Richard King

Reviewed on June 15, 2011

Patrick, I always look forward to your daily contributions. Somehow this one got past me, but I'm so glad I caught up with it. Funny doesn't begin to do it justice. I agree with reader Henkel, this beats any of the Leno/Letterman/Fallon comments.

Hope you're gathering these all up for a future book.

Thanks Dick

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on June 11, 2011

Once again, you captivate with your wit and humor, Patrick. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by CJ Heck

Reviewed on June 11, 2011

OMG, this is so hilarious, Patrick! I love your mind and your humor -- your wife must be in stitches all the time (smiling). Excellent, excellent, excellent!
Hugs to you,
CJ

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on June 11, 2011

Oh, my word! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D

If I start having "When You Wish Upon A Star" runnin' through my head, Patrick, I'm coming to California to haunt your happy a$$!! LOL

Reviewed by Richard Henkel (Reader)

Reviewed on June 9, 2011

Funnier than all the late night talk show monologues put together. However do you do this? This one I shared with the guys at work - they agreed, no blatant foole escapes the clutches of Master Pat!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on June 8, 2011

I wonder how that going blind story got started. Perhaps they confused it with the word “mind.” This was a real hoot. Thanks for the laugh.

Ron

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron

Reviewed on June 7, 2011

Jiminy Cricket DID say to let your conswcience be your guide. Of course you've got to have one first!!!

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)

Reviewed on June 7, 2011

old man disney must be rolling in his grave!!

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price

Reviewed on June 7, 2011

lol. This is classic. This is brilliant, ironic, hilarious. What you do with the days news is awesome. lol. Love it. Liz

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Reviewed on June 7, 2011

I'm enjoying the musical angle of this, Patrick, and have been singing it around the house while tidying up.
I especially enjoy your news poems as they are delivered with such whimsy :)
Christine

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on June 7, 2011

OH this is good sweet man..enjoyed...LOL....Hugsss

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on June 7, 2011

Hahahahahahahaha......they can run but they just can't hide.......Hilarious little ditty, Patrick!

Anna

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on June 6, 2011

I know, I know, and I still can't stop laughing at the hipocracy of it all. Been laughing from the beginning, yet it is sad in a way too.

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on June 6, 2011

PAT ... WELL SAID!

'CIGAR MAN' CLINTON - 'PRESIDED' OVER THEIR WEDDING?
DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A 'MAN OF THE CLOTH' ?

"BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER!"

"LET'S GET THE 'FLOCK' OUT OF HERE!"

TK...

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on June 6, 2011

and I thought he was innocent..who could do something that stupid????oh well.....
hey good poem

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

Reviewed on June 6, 2011

Arrogance... Just arrogance. Clinton, Edwards and the Weenie man. Also, a number of years back, there was this other big wig guy that was looking for the Democrat nomination that was caught on a private yacht with a boat load of whores, and back then I was a Democrat and was going to vote for the guy.
Good song/poem, ol' pal.
Mark

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on June 6, 2011

well written just the right bits of humor-sad though in reality

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on June 6, 2011

I've been going blind since I was like 6, & my palms have still not gotten hairy, though dad said they would...I think that I liked the politicians way back when, when none of us knew of their shortcummings, oops did I say that out loud...? Jerseeeeeeeeeeeeey

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on June 6, 2011

This is a good'n. He says he won't quit. Democrats never quit. A scandal to them is almost like getting a medal for being bad.

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors

Reviewed on June 6, 2011

Sick. Very tired of our political powerbrokers believing they are measured by the same "yard stick" (ruler? centimeters?) as they were in the junior high showers. Dumb dumb dumb idiots.

The "other" party's dream come true.

Gives a whole new meaning to PILLARS OF THE COMMUNITY, eh?