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Stupid Poetry Puns
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Desperate poets sometimes do disparate things and vice versa.

I went to the topless beach in search of a ten But I only metaphor I went to a climate rally where Allegory was speaking about global warming but all I heard was blank verse. I went to the natural science museum today to look at dinosaurs. They had a cool Ptero-Dactyl on display. I tried to get into a dance the other night by myself but they wouldn’t let me in because it was couplets only. I hired a parolee secretary to take shorthand. She’s really good at ex-connotation. My wife says I’m so predictable I must have irony poor blood. She really fills out that bikini with her fabulous parodies. California has the highest syntax for beer and cigarettes in the nation. What about the newspaper editor who had to be hospitalized for ad-diction? . Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors

Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks

Reviewed on December 8, 2011

Made me smie- some of these are brilliant!

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson

Thanks for the laughter *Patrick*
soooo good for the soul!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Reviewed on December 7, 2011

You're very good at this, Patrick, you had me grappling! "Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana" :)

Reviewed by M. Reagan Wayne

Funny!Funny!Funny!

Reviewed by Richard King

I'm convinced that you are much more likely to see someone in a bikini with the fabulous "parodies" out there than you will almost anywhere else. I�m just wondering, are you sure that the �parodies� in that bikini aren�t pre �dict� able�s?

I really hesitate to sign my name after that, Dict

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

You must have read my Bermuda shorts. I guess we all, from time to time, resort to puns just trying to be punny.

Groucho Marx Notre Dame once, but he couldn't get to first base.

Stupid me couldn't figure out the pterodactyl one.

Ron

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Hilarious!!!!!!!!! You're a hoot, Patrick! Thanks for the laughter!

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

You better get out that bottle of Wild Turkey again. It's a real good cure for irony poor blood.

Reviewed by Paul Berube

lol Enjoyed this very much, Patrick. Well done.

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron

Reviewed on December 6, 2011

Well executed, Patrick. You really killed them!!!

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by jude forese

lol ...clever ...

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Are you one of those "desperate" poets with this one...? ;-) Jurseeeeeeeeeeeeey

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Most of the synners live down there don't they, you should know ha.
Bless ya! and a Mary Christmas!

Reviewed by Richard Henkel (Reader)

Pat, you really gave me some good chuckles on this one. Maybe I could add one about the picky bum that got arrested for messy alliterations. Give me a little license on the double/single consonants in the wrong place(l's and r's).