Don't go near that window.
Show a little class.
It is rude to flash your naked butt
across the glass.

Don't ask me to help you,
it's your horror show.
Just isn't right, this moonlit night,
to tease that man below.

He looks like a fine fellow,
I hope he leaves real soon.
At his age, I'm sure he knows,
the difference in both moons.

The moral of this story,
simple and defined...
Always keep your bloomers on
to cover your behind.