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That's Amoré
by Paul Berube → (All Poetry by Paul Berube)
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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I've often been told, " Always cover your Butt."

Don't go near that window. Show a little class. It is rude to flash your naked butt across the glass. Don't ask me to help you, it's your horror show. Just isn't right, this moonlit night, to tease that man below. He looks like a fine fellow, I hope he leaves real soon. At his age, I'm sure he knows, the difference in both moons. The moral of this story, simple and defined... Always keep your bloomers on to cover your behind.

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Reviewed by Andrea Da Costa (Reader)

Reviewed on September 14, 2004

LOL...I'll remember that!!!
Well said!
Andrea

Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga

Reviewed on September 13, 2004

Dear Paul,

Fantastic write, and you tell it like it is, your sense of humour is outstanding still smiling :)

warm hugs
Elga

Reviewed by Evelyn Simon

Reviewed on September 13, 2004

Wow, a straight to the point, joint. Awesome poem, Paul.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on September 13, 2004

Thanks for the smiles, Paul. Love and peace. Regis

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Reviewed on September 13, 2004

Funny and cute Paul!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Kate Burnside

Reviewed on September 13, 2004

No wonder my husband spends so much time on the golf course! And I've always thought that they are such stuffy places! Cheeky write, Paul, but a very good point to make and you did it with aplomb! Backs and butts should be covered to save our face! TY Kate xx

Reviewed by Fletcher Bailey (Reader)

Reviewed on September 12, 2004

Paul, this is a great one to start the week. Butt funny.

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)

Reviewed on September 11, 2004

OH Paul. Smiles!!!!!!!!

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Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on September 10, 2004

Paul you certainly got your points across with your words,
but the picture didn't hurt any!;-)LOL

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on September 10, 2004

Great moral... cute write.

Reviewed by Karen Chalfant (Reader)

Reviewed on September 10, 2004

This is too funny! I love it!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on September 10, 2004

Ahahahaha,,no G-strings attached to this write....lol!!

Giggling nicely here!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on September 10, 2004

LOL cute write :-)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on September 10, 2004

LOLOL. Sounds good advice to me...

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)

Reviewed on September 10, 2004

LOL, you are a trip, Paul!!

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)

Reviewed on September 10, 2004

Very funny but good advice

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