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Chocolate Cake For Breakfast
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What a treat! Yummmm.........


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Chocolate cake for breakfast
As decadent as it sounds
I absolutely do not care
If I’ve gained 100 pounds.


Chocolate cake for breakfast
Not everyone’s cup of tea
Give me chocolate cake and icing
No frosted flakes for me!


Chocolate cake for breakfast
Is my new morning song
Report me to the “tubby police”
I’ve done nothing wrong.


Chocolate cake for breakfast
What a way to go!
If I don’t finish it soon enough
I’ll never again see my toes!


 


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 Reviews of "Chocolate Cake For Breakfast"
Reviewed by Gaye Dale (Reader)
Reviewed on September 30, 2003
Chocolate in the morning
It simply has to be
I can burn it all
In time for morning tea!

Reviewed by Brenda Ross (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2003
Oh, dear. Pam. How you have tempted me. I LOVE chocolate cake at any time of the day or night but just last week my Doctor discovered that my guilt-ridden excursions into wonderful worlds of the sweet and the sugary have raised my blood sugar levels sky high. So now I'm having to pay serious attention to my diabetes (a condition that I usually treat with denial).

Reviewed by Taylor Trenton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 28, 2003
I love choclate cake especially dark choclate.
Taylor

Reviewed on September 28, 2003
give me a slice of that cake; YUMMO! a deliciously fun write; truly enjoyed! :D (((HUGS))) and much love, your Texas friend, Karen Lynn. :D *lickin' her chops*

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on September 28, 2003
Count me in......I adore cake! lol This is a great poem.....I'll read it to my Mum who's on a diet as I type.....lol

tTy, Dani ;)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 28, 2003
Pass me a piece! :-) Loved this poem but it left my sweet tooth hungry!

Reviewed by Jackie Brooks
Reviewed on September 28, 2003
Have you ever heard Bill Cosby's record on Chocolate Cake, he gave it to his kids for breakfast, (when his wife kicked him out of bed and told him to get the kids their breakfast,he reckoned it's good for you, it's got wheat and eggs and butter and milk, a good healthy diet - right? Then his wife had a 'keniption' and sent him back to bed, where he wanted to be in the first place!!! Jackie <> <

Reviewed by Erica Ivory
Reviewed on September 28, 2003
LOL.. If you make the cake I will be happy to help you eat it.. then we can be tubby together.. yummmm.. This would be a great nursery rhyme for children .. my ten year old loved it!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 28, 2003
Sounds like a deal to me . . . pass me a slab o' that cake. And, oh yeah, you be carefully how you treat those toeses, you know you have your feet lover still hanging around.


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