TONIGHT by ?? - ALICE THE WESTLEY

Are you lonesome tonight
Has your memories gone bad
Please don't be so sad
Cause that makes you so mad
When you hungry and I am not
Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight
Did your fantasy go away
No more lust for me to stay
Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight
Did your memories fade
And it covers your heart in shade
Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight
Is your blood pressure high
Or is it your tie or lie
Don't look so sad
That's making me mad
Does your fantasy fade
Covers your heart in shade
Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight
Close your eyes and you see
And that you will see it's not me
That you are thinking about
Or has your memories fade
Oh! darling I see it's not only me
You thinking about somebody else
Yes there is somebody else on your mind
Menopause is to blame
For this silly old flame ’n game
For you to light up my flame
It's not me you must blame
You must hang your head in shame
Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight
Does your tummy feel tight
Does your memories stray
To that night you cheated on me
So don't take any bet's its for the best
Cover your heart in shame
And I'm tell you now
That old fart you can stay lonely tonight
He was witty and smart
But turns out to be such a cranky old fart
So his gall bladder is gone
And his gout lingers on
Now my memories gone bad
Please don't feel so sad
Are "YOU" lonesome tonight


NB: HAHAHAHA sing along with Elvis's song
or was that Tinka's song...
My memory or is it fantasy has gone "BAD very BAD"

Copyright © 2005 (Author unknown) Tinka Boukes