His whole show is a mirage,
he has a jetfighter in his garage.
It's loaded to the max,
don't be careful
your azz he'll wax.
He checks his list twice,
to be sure he puts
the right ones on ice.

Santa's thirst is for the devil,
he really has a hard on for evil.
He hates anything messing up
his special night,
this is the big reason
he's armed to the max right.
Santa knows how to
prepare for a good fight.

If you're good,
your holiday will be merry,
but
if you're bad,
you had better start too worry.
Santa Claus is coming to town,
bad boys you'd better not
be around.

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