If you don't like silly, go hang out with Willie. Other than that, kick out the dog and bring in the cat. Who cares........

I'm no energizer bunny,
and some of my days
aren't too sunny,
but I love to keep up my zip.
Shooting straight from the hip,
a good diet does a body great,
so it's important what goes on my plate.

Backed up by vitamins and herbs,
to help me from stumbling over the curbs.
Then comes a few good cups of coffee,
now the eyes can really see.
Away goes the rotten attitude,
so I won't be mean and rude.

Ok,

now my mind is free,
all the fools I can clearly see.
I got my body up to par,
now I can zip to the bathroom,
and not piss in a jar.
I feel good all over,
running through the grass,
searching for a four leaf clover.

Quite a bit of this world is luck,
even the splatter of a duck.
Zipping along in my automobile,
glad the sucker will pull me up the hill.
I don't ride horses of meat,
but I'll zip along on a motorbike seat.

Altogether my zip is good,
I'd live forever if I could.
Living isn't worth a shazaam,
if we don't give a ham.
Merrily I zip along,
I live in America,
and not Hong Kong.

So sorry,

I'm in a hurry!

Zip!!!!!!!!!!

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