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Us Martians
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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There's a lot of distance between us and you crazy earthlings, we love it this way.


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Us martians are real curious
why you earthlings are so serious
Why do you get so furious
to us it's myterious
We watch you from above
but it's not with love
cause you do too much
push and shove

You're always trying to reach us
you're not welcomed
there's nothing you can teach us
It's best that you remain silent
cause you all are too darn violent
Each and every day
you act the same crazy way
sooner or later you're going to pay
no matter how much you pray

Earth could be a real nice planet
but you earthlings take it for granted
We for one
might darken your sun
purely just for fun
however we wouldn't be able to
see you earthlings on the run
One reason we haven't attacked
is because we love seeing you
all nutty and wacked
Please stay on the ground
in your cars
because you're not welcomed
on mars

Marvin Martian


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 Reviews of "Us Martians"
Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Reviewed on June 11, 2009
Thanks for the warning, Uncle Martin.
LOL! You have got a point, though.
God Bless,
Lew

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 11, 2009
Well Marvin,
Don't complain when Mars be starvin',
Cause of our food for you we won't be carvin'...Ed

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on June 11, 2009
Love the humor in this one, light and bubbly leaving a smile behind.....

Be always safe,
Karen


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