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VOLUNTEER WORK
by Donna Hale Chandler → (All Poetry by Donna Hale Chandler)
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If you're thinking of becoming a volunteer, you may want to reconsider. Then again, if you volunteer with those 55 years or older, you will probably earn your angel wings.


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VOLUNTEER WORK
(another example of brain damage?)

Thinking that being a volunteer
would be a rewarding way to spend each day,
I ran and was elected
to our Condo Board, at no pay.

Now I can be involved
in all the policy setting.
I'm sure I can make decisions
that no resident will be regretting.

My phone rang with my first call.
It seems there was an extreme emergency.
Mr. Jones had parked in the wrong space.
And this is a MAJOR violation, don't you see?

Other concerns are just as important.
Mrs. Smith has brand new shrubs.
Mrs. King has to look at her old ones
and feels positively that she's been snubbed.

Mr. Fisher has guests for the week-end.
The complaint came 5 minutes after they arrive.
What was I thinking when I volunteered?
I'm beginning to wonder if I'll actually survive.

The joys of living in a 55+ community
may be too numerous to count.
But being on the Board of Directors is not a joy,
of this I'm thoroughly qualified to vouch.

So each day brings a new challenge.
There's always good news or bad to deliver.
Should I decide to volunteer again,
Take my temperature and make sure there's no fever.

 

© copyright Donna Hale Chandler

DONNA HALE CHANDLER


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 Reviews of "VOLUNTEER WORK"
Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on March 25, 2010
Thanks 4 the laughs. I live in a condo community too & know exactly what every line, even word, in this piece means. Aren't all neighbors just grand? LOL

Reviewed by Sheri Uy
Reviewed on March 24, 2010
(-: S-M-I-L-E (-: is the first thing that came to my mind but then again, to "volunteer" involves a huge responsibility where every whine, every mundane has to be your business. Like it or not, it makes your blood shoot up then down, probably a good blood circulation and exercise that keeps you going. Positive note. There is beauty and humor in your work, Donna. It is real and i enjoyed reading it. Peace and love in Christ.

Sheri

Reviewed on March 20, 2010
I have never heard this side of the fence before
You see these communities & I favor them completely
but....I smile reading this as I had no idea they
had such nit pickers :)
I realize it is not funny for you at all :(
But the visuals you give here of them are like a cat chasing its tail
I Hope You Find Everyones Happy Medium!
Blessings Vickie

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on March 19, 2010
I enjoyed this little romp. Good to see your work here again. OBTW, there can be no concerns more important than being "snubbed" with old shrubs. Cheer up,,,, Only two more years to go, you'll have real tough skin by then. Dick


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