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PARK YOUR BUTT
by Donna Hale Chandler → (All Poetry by Donna Hale Chandler)
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Mom's may have some unusual-sounding lessons that, surprisingly, are important and beneficial.


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PARK YOUR BUTT
 
A lesson I learned
from my dear departed mother.
I’ve met lots of people
but she was like no other.
 
This lesson is unique,
though maybe not profound.
Sometimes when you park
it’s best to turn around.

This lesson I learned
long after I retired.
Even then my mother’s lessons
left her much admired.
 
Park your butt, you wonder,
what could that mean?
It has nothing to do with sitting,
which is exactly what it would seem.
 
It’s important to remember,
especially when it’s hot.
All drivers, take heed,
and remember this when you stop.
 
This lesson my mother taught
is more than common sense.
Anyone can use it
in any circumstance.
 
When driving in the south
and parking in each lot.
Park your CAR butt to the sun,
so your steering wheel won’t get hot.
 
© copyright Donna Hale Chandler

 

 
 
DONNA HALE CHANDLER

Author of:
LIFE HAPPENS (My Story)
BEGINNING TO BEGIN (Again)
Co-Author of:
THE HINTS BOOKS

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 Reviews of "PARK YOUR BUTT"
Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
Reviewed on February 6, 2012
love it! here in sunny so cal we seek shade where ever it can be had!
always use a sun shield & crack those windows!
you have an inspiring syle of expression, donna, and bring a merry
sun into one's day!
be well,
carolyn

Reviewed by M. Reagan Wayne
Reviewed on December 12, 2011
A lesson that's really useful in Florida! Enjoyable read. Blessings.

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on November 14, 2011
~*Donna*~ Amazing how simple
pleasures bring so much happiness..
so, thanks for your words of wisdom.

Lady Vivian
also thanks you for visiting my site
and leaving such a nice comment.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 7, 2011
Delightfully shared and appreciated from this end, Donna. Thank you. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 6, 2011
I've enjoyed this well composed piece very much,
when I park in the sun, the whole inside of the car is hot
"super hot"........then Again, I must be doing something wrong.....
Love & Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Steve Ralph
Reviewed on October 30, 2011
Thanks for the advice Danna, Lovely poem,
Thank you for sharing.
Regards, Steve

Reviewed by Clarence Prince
Reviewed on October 27, 2011
"Park Your Butt" 'So your steering wheel won't get hot.' It's a lesson indeed, Doona. Thanks!

Reviewed by Suzie Palmer
Reviewed on October 24, 2011
Great wisdom from your Precious Mother, Dear Donna!!
She lives on through your heart and poem..
Thank you dearly for sharing........ our lives are enlivened and enriched as a consequence.. we'll be thinking about you and your Mum when parking the advised way for very good reason!
With Love and Deep Gratitude,
Suzie xox :-D

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on October 16, 2011
Hey Donna - great write! I will not forget this one! BTW I live in Fla too. It's the BEST place to be, that is for me! Amen


Reviewed by Elizabeth Russo
Reviewed on October 14, 2011
Hah! Love it! This is so cute and clever. Good advice for all. I'll remember it! ~Hugs, Elizabeth

Reviewed on September 28, 2011
Donna,

Loved it! And in Arizona, we have to do the same thing. Wonderful play on words.

Mary

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on September 27, 2011
Donna,
Enjoy this! Brought me back to memories of my Mom. I lost her years ago but the missing never stops.

Many blessings,
~Linda

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 17, 2011
Gotta love it.

Reviewed by Daniel Keith
Reviewed on September 11, 2011
This is a cute poem. Gave me a bit of a chuckle. May God bless you every day of your life.

Daniel

Reviewed by Janna Hill
Reviewed on August 26, 2011
I like your mom's lesson better than my mom's. If mine said park your butt it was her polite version of sit your a** down.
Janna

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on August 23, 2011
Cute Donna, sure gave me a chuckle and a lesson I will need to remember...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on August 22, 2011
Giggle....very wise woman, your Mother! Cute story, Donna!

Anna

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on August 21, 2011
I knew your mom. Funny she never mentioned this to me. I'm thinking she liked your butt better than mine, could that be?...

This one is definitely a keeper, like it, nicely done. Dick

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on August 20, 2011
Uh huh..........it's wicked hot, and if you have pladtic seasts, your butt sticks to them. No fun!!~!

ChIP Bergrton

Reviewed by Susan Bergeron
Reviewed on August 20, 2011
Love this...guess my Mom didn't tell me cause she never drove...lol..Sue

Reviewed on August 20, 2011
Good advice from dear old mom, especially on these hot summer days! Well done, Donna!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on August 20, 2011
Your Mom gave good, sound advice. Thanks for the reminder.

Connie

Reviewed by Kathryn Perry
Reviewed on August 20, 2011
I love this! I laughed too...great poem


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