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Sun Is Horny
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Sun is horny
That's why
It is always bright

Moon is Lonely
That's why
It never shines

Mountains are potent
That's why
They are always high

Rivers are semen
That's why
They always flow

Memories are the stars
That's why
They always sparkle

Dreams are orgasms
That's why
They are always beloved

Humans are express
That's why
Their sex life is often in depress

But…

Tortoises are slow
That why
Their orgasm lasts for 100 years



Copyright 2002 Bhuwan Thapaliya

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 Reviews of "Sun Is Horny"
Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on March 26, 2003
?Huh???? this is a riot! Thanks for the laugh...very clever....
Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta
Reviewed on March 19, 2003
ah....the never ending quest for sex... we never can get enough...so we reincarnate to try and try again..lol just my little theory.
Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)
Reviewed on March 19, 2003
Rivers are semen...LOL
This humor was much needed this gloomy day.Thanks, Bhuwan.


tony
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on March 19, 2003
Oh Bhuwan, Thanks for the smile!
Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
Hahahahaha what ever you been drinking I want some!
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
Bhuwan, Oh this is so good I was wandering the same thing Elizabeth said.
I love it.
Peg
Peace n love
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
Clever write! Can't even imagine what goes on in the Galapagos...must be paradise
Reviewed by Erica Ivory
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
LOL..LOL.. Great!!!!
Reviewed by Nancy D.
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
Oh, this is good, thanks for the laught.

Nancy
Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
simple, silly, fun!
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
Wow..That was different! Ha! loved it!

Reindeer
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
Bhuwan, wha'choo smoking, sweetheart?
[smiles]
~E
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