I finally figgered it out! GOOD - BAD - NICE - EVIL -
ANGEL - DEVIL - RIGHT SHOULDER - LEFT SHOULDER - PORT ARMS!
Sorry, GALZ - the military GUISE will understand that last one! HUP! HOY! HUP!
Somewhere around the proverbial "AGE OF REASON"
SEVEN - or so, this little ditty was concocted:
"Ole Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard,
to get her poor dog a bone,
when she bent over,
it was too much for Rover,
so he gave her a bone of his own!"
YEAH, I KNOW - SICK!
FRACTURED FAIRYTALES - I LOVE 'EM!
SO - if your sense of HUMOR is NOT PORNOGRAPHIC - DON'T READ ANY FURTHER - OKAY?
"TO BE FOREWARNED IS TO BE FOREARMED!
OR, FORESKINNED, OR SUMPIN' LIKE THAT!
If you happen to be a DIRTY OLD LADY, or DIRTY OLD MAN --- THEN READ ON, MacDUFF!
LOOK - SPOT!
A Neo-Porn PRIMER
COPYRIGHT: 11/10/07 - Tom Hyland
Look Spot!
See Jane!
Jane is Hot!
Look Spot!
See Jane!
What a Twat!
Look Spot!
See Dick!
What a Sot!
Run, Jane, Run!
Come, Dick, Come!
Not for a Tot,
Eh, Wot?
Look Spot!
See Tom!
See Dick!
See Harry!
See Tom, Dick in Harry!
Jump Spot, Jump!
See Jane and Tom Hump!
What a nice Rump!
Bump! Bump! Bump!
Run Spot, Run!
Go take a Dump!
Just for Fun,
By the Stump!
Listen Spot, Listen,
The cat’s a-Pissin’
Where, Where?
Under the Chair!
Speak Spot, Speak!
Let’s hear an Arf!
Go take a Leak,
Then you can Barf!
Sit Spot, Sit!
Good Boy!
Oh, what a Wit!
Here’s your Toy!
Lick Spot, Lick!
Don’t be Remiss!
Then go to Jane,
Give her a Kiss!
Down Spot, Down!
Look what I Found!
It’s your Papers,
Nuttin’ but a Hound!
Dance Tom, Dance!
Do Booty Call!
Shake your Hiney,
Have a Ball!
Dance Jane, Dance!
Move your Butt!
Wiggle that Thang!
Just like a Slut!
Lick Dick, Lick!
Do it Quick!
Lick Jane’s Clit!
Never ever Quit!
Harry, Harry,
Don’t Dilly-Dally!
Don’t ever Tarry!
Just Thrust it in Sally!
Sally? Sally?
Who’s Sally?
She’s the HO,
Down in the Alley!
Spot - Look - Spot!
Shakespeare’s a-Comin’
See what he’s Got!
A Lady, he’s a-Strummin’!
MacBeth - a Lady? NOT!
Bedecked all in Blood,
Murder, she Bought!
Out! Out! Damned SPOT!
Look Spot, Look!
Bush is a Crook!
Where is the Hook?
USA has been Took!
COT - DOT - JOT -
LOT - POT - ROT -
“When I was a child,
I spake as a child.
When I became a man,
I turned to PORN!”
I think I remember that, but it's been a very long time.
Lick Spot, Lick!
Don’t be Remiss!
Then go to Jane,
Give her a Kiss!
All of my mutts are masters at this, and when they're done, they love to kiss my wife. (But don't tell her, or she will never let them kiss her again!)
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
A naïve councilman and a down-on-her-luck single mom try to save their county’s last stand of forest from greedy developers and a dysfunctional government.
Regis
I think I remember that, but it's been a very long time.
Lick Spot, Lick!
Don’t be Remiss!
Then go to Jane,
Give her a Kiss!
All of my mutts are masters at this, and when they're done, they love to kiss my wife. (But don't tell her, or she will never let them kiss her again!)