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BIG 5 0 !
by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com → (All Poetry by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com)
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A good Friend had a Birthday. His wife planned a Surprise party, and about 100 people attended. It was a success, and he was truly surprised. he was told that a 'Sex Toy Party" was being held at his bar at 2:30 pm. His Dad kept him occupied until then. Sorry about pic ... could not turn.

BIG 50 ! © - Tom Hyland - 6/14/14 Right Around This Time ... 'Bout 50 Years Ago ... Way Out in Pittsburgh PA ... Out Popped a Schmo! IT'S A BOY! They All Shouted ... Weighed About 22 Pounds! Poor Momma Madeline Said: "Not Again! Egads! Zounds!" Poor Poppa Gene Said: And I Do Quote Herein: "I Had Nothing To Do With It!" As Momma Punched Him In The Chin! This Young Lad Growed Up ... By Leaps n' by Bounds ... Lovin' Sports, like Baseball n' Football ... N' Even Circus Clowns! Now Pittsburgh is Noted For ... The Pirates n' The Steelers n' Pittsburgh Plate Glass ... As Scottie Grew Older n' Taller ... He Learned About Gittin' Some ... Class! Once He Became a Man ... And Then Fell in Love ... Rosie M. Said Yes ... They Got Hitched ... She Was His Dove! Surname of MARX ... Just Like The Brothers ... His Uncles - Groucho - Chico n' Harpo ... Quite Zany ... If He Had His Druthers! Known Now for His Cookin' ... N' Shootin' Pool at SHOOTERS ... N' Hirin' Nice Barmaids ... Who Have Really Nice ... HOOTERS! Rosie Arranged This Happy Surprise ... Invitin' Lots n' Lots of Galz n' Guyz ... So ... Raise Your Glasses ... Here is My Toast ... God Bless Scottie ... Our Most Gracious Host! HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY ! TAKE A DRINK ... HAVE A SWILL ... CAUSE ... MY DEAR FRIEND ... THE NEXT 50 ARE ... ALL ... DOWN-HILL !!! "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow ... For He's A Jolly Good Fellow ... For He's A Jolly Good Fellow ... That Nobody Can Deny !!! "LET THE GAMES BEGIN !" Saturday June 14th, 2014 (C) - TKH. P.S. ---> THE ACTUAL DATE OF THAT 'BLESSED EVENT' WAS ... * JUNE 15th, 1964 *

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on July 20, 2014

Hey Tom! That seems like a lot of fun was had by all. Thanks for sharing. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on July 5, 2014

Wearing sex toys on his head? Lordy at 50 I would have thought he could find better use of them....ah youth. Cuz p

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Reviewed on June 25, 2014

Terrific fun!

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Bravo!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Your PS bowled me over! Did they have sex toys back in ancient times like 1964? At least you remember it like it was yesterday. Some party… Let's have a swill!

Ron

PS. If you have a photo editor (I use an old copy of Photoshop but many printers come with them) open the picture in the editor and you should see it in its correct orientation (sideways like shown). There should be a way to rotate it to the desired orientation. After you do that, save and replace the original version. Then, when you upload it to AD, the picture will be properly aligned. Unfortunately, a lot of the latest software automatically reorients pictures like this, making us think that they are properly oriented, when they are not.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Sounds like a marvelous party.

PS: Pls don't give the old Devil any of those Sex Toys when you go visit him!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

I feel sorry for the guy to have had the Cur of Mer - lyn invited to ruin his party...e

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on June 24, 2014

Sounds like your friend has been having a good life so far, and glad that you are a good friend to him and his family. Wonderful tribute!!! Thank you for sharing!!

Sandie