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Christian lol
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"If you don't think God has a sense of humor, just take a look at some of the People he created."


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Homeless Vagrant seeking a handout.
“Alms for the Poor,” he continues to shout.
With tattered clothing, just about rags.
Sleeps in cardboard box and plastic bags.

With liquored breath shouting his plea.
Black rotten teeth so easy to see.
My Christian mind says, “I should help him out.
On the other hand, “Get a job you dropout.”

Thinking, thinking, what to do.
Should I give him bills and maybe change too?
Probably doesn’t want a credit card.
Glad all life’s decisions are not this hard.

He is one of God’s creations, so account for that.
And it’s cold outside, he could use a hat.
With a warm coat he could snuggle inside.
Wonder if he’s hungry? Does he need a ride?

So sad to see, poor old thing.
Don’t think he’s married, not wearing a ring.
What Would Jesus Do? Surely give him some.
But I’m not Christ, “So Stuff it you Bum.”

Lol,
Dr. Joe K. Reed

 

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 Reviews of "Christian lol"
Reviewed on April 19, 2011
I think it better to ere on the side of charity than judgement. If he's cold give him a coat, if he's hungry buy him a meal, if you know a place that will take him in and rehabilitate him, take him there. That way you don't contribute to his addiction. Thought provoking poem.

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on April 18, 2011
It's so hard to know the "Lazy Bastards" from the "Truly Needy" anymore. In my area we have many of the "LB" type dressing up in military uniforms with their hand out. They should be jailed, but I'd really hate to pass by a truly needy x-military person without helping out. The "LB" play on that sentiment....

I Enjoyed this write, Thanks Dick

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on April 18, 2011
Oh my heavens ..now this is funny thanks for the smile sweet man..cute indeed LOL..stay safe and well..Hugss

Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on April 18, 2011
Seems to me that "Christians" were needed somewhere along the tragic road to redirect the path of this poor soul, but then again- he could be Christ in disguise.

As for "lol," in such cases- I decide I'll give the man a certain percentage of my lottery win...just as soon as...

John


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