Old Hanna had a hankerin for a midnight snack
she went to the kitchen of her tiny old shack
after eatin a sandwich of butter and bread
old Hanna tiptoed back to bed

deep in sleep, in the dead of night
Hannah gasped,  from pleasure,  not fright
there was a tinglin that went down
all the way to her feet
somethin was a movin just under the sheet

In Hanna's aroused mind there was a
feller down there, all hot and randy
been  a long  time since she felt so dandy
smilin old Hanna peeked under the sheet
a cold chill ran down her spine to her feet

Old Hanna screamed and nearly had a fit
there was a tiny blue feller tuggin at her tit!
from one to the other, he did flit
tuggin and slurpin with all he had
old Hanna just stared down, red faced mad
old Hanna knew she probabley should,
push him away, but it felt so good

He worked with real dilligence, that tiny blue man
tuggin and slurpin again and again
old Hanna grinned and shrugged  while sayin
"Oh well, at my age you git what you can, when you can,
go for it, ye lil' ole tiny blue man!"