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Time Bomb...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Don't mind that ticking you hear, its just my watch...


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Gotta laugh, or I may die...


Time Bomb…


 


Per my doctor,


I am a time bomb, of late,


Damn triglicerides & cholesterol,


Could send me to heavens gate…


 


My medications I cannot always afford,


So I do my best and take them, trying not to hoard,


So if I am missing from the fray,


You may just include me in your daily pray,


As I may not be alive, or I may just be a bit gray…


 


I wish I were one of them, that eat and eat,


And never get any problems, that would be so neat,


But we all have our crosses to bear,


Right now I am caught in this particular snare,


Hoping that in future, with exercise, so rare,


My internal organs see fit to keep me alive,


As long as I keep putting my pills in there…


                        © ed – 3/13/04


 


 


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 Reviews of "Time Bomb..."
Reviewed by Eddie Thompson
Reviewed on March 13, 2004
we all must hear that ticking...i liked this poem very much, although i'm sad having to consider all the krispy kremes i will never enjoy again...*sigh*

Reviewed by Franz Kessler
Reviewed on March 13, 2004
Very nice write, Ed! yes, we are getting older, but what about the alternative? Virgin olive oil (7$ the bottle), two spoons per day brings cholesterol down, garlic seems to help a bit too. Try 8805 YU XIAO SAN TTOJ, a chinese herbal medecine that balances sugar levels and the pankreatic function, which is damaged in most people of our generation. (I'm not a doctor, but it helped me). I'm still on Lipitor, but hope to kick it out one day...My prayers are with you. Franz

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on March 13, 2004
Ed I am in the same boat with you....
the pills are like 90.00 per prescription..
I eat mostly salads and vegs, fish etc...
and my cholesterol is way up there...
some people just have it high no matter what..
take care...eat right..and it will all work out..
I know.....floria

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on March 13, 2004
Hey you, none of this knocking off talk, yah hear!
I know your pain Ed, I surely do.

Take em pills, it's not a sin, we all loves yah.
Ch'erie and Duchess,

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 13, 2004
O' You better not tick out...who will keepme busy on AD with everyone else stil sleeping?

So you play it fare okay!!

No ticking out before me!!

Now go take those pills.....and stop stressing out okay!!

Love Tinka

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on March 13, 2004
Cute handling of a serious subject. Thanks for posting something at 2:45am my time. Your work is appreciated. Good luck with your plan for improved health.


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