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Auntie Christ...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Just words, nothing meant to harm or to be struck down...even Christ would agree, a sense of humor I have, for now...


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Auntie Christ…


 


So it isn’t a subject to make joke of,


But for me any subject has its jokes,


Even the lord himself, would say,


Let him have his fun, I will get him one day…


 


I have this auntie name of Christ,


Who makes the world’s best rice,


She mixes with it stuff that is so low priced,


Making a meal fit for a king of man, can be eaten thrice…


 


The world seems to be waiting for the auntie Christ to arrive,


As far as I am concerned, she has done so; she has been alive,


For sixty or seventy years or more, so we can derive,


From this that the clergy of the world, have no idea,


As to the fact that the auntie Christ has taken up residence,


In a senior citizen home, in the Republic of South Korea…


              © ed – 3/14/04  


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Auntie Christ..."
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on April 8, 2008
fINE AND LOVELY WRITE. lIKED IT.

Reviewed on March 15, 2004
hmmm...verrrrrrrrrrrrry interesting...

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 14, 2004
Most interesting thought Ed!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on March 14, 2004
An interesting thought.

Reviewed on March 14, 2004
I'm speechless.

~ Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu ~


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