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Affordable
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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What do ya think, too much work to rehab this place? I like it...! Its got a kind of class...


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Affordable…


 


Dilapidated in condition,


In need of a house physician,


As yet it hasn’t died,


Maybe I can get it with a bribe,


This old home, with its roof & sides,


Caving in & will need to be tied…


 


Who do you supposed once owned it?


This old house all messy and full of bird shit,


Seems it has been around,


Longer than I; doesn’t look very sound,


Gonna take lots of windows and nails,


Probably inhabited by many snails…


 


Surrounded by marsh,


Survived many a storm, oh so harsh,


Weathered though it is, seems like a nice place to live…


 


No neighbors to speak of, other than the sanctuary next door,


They will let us know when someone comes up the drive or walk,


Hey wait a minute it has neither of those, but the birds will still talk… 


              © ed – 3/24/04 


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 Reviews of "Affordable"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 25, 2004
The picture reminded me of my poem "Crippled House" If you have the time please read it!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)
Reviewed on March 24, 2004
lololol....Yea I think we can afford this one...lol. But no place for Sinders to stay...lol. I think I can fix this one...It a job for Ms. Bob Villa...lol....Loved this poem!


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