This Writer...

This writer is kinda screwy,

This writer is kinda kablooey,

This writer is also kinda loony,

This writer can usually be found in the bin,

Isn’t that sort of, but not always, just a sin?

This writer, if that is in fact, what he is, has no style,

This writer; tries to be what one might call a “humor-phile”,

Trying always to bring to your lips, some semblance of a smile,

While getting his point across without being that of hostile,

Isn’t that just so interesting, yes, just so versatile?

He comes to you from New Jersey, where to live you have to learn to laugh,

As in NJ there is a lot of reason to cry, so please do so, if you want, on his behalf,

Nothing can he do, if he resembles that of a giraffe,

For the gods put him on this earth to make people smile,

There is nothing wrong with that, as it is a cause most worthwhile…

                             © ed – 4/22/04