No Longer Does I Feel Like Trailer Trash…

That’s right, no longer does I feel like the trailer trash I was,

I actually washed the camper, with soap & water, getting off the scuz,

No more streaks, no more green moldy stuff, did it just cauz…

Had nothin’ to do today, sunny and warm it is, so thought it a good day,

To drag out the hose, the bucket, the scrub brush and all,

Next time it gets waxed, oh yes I will do that once a year,

Never know if I may go out on the road or just up the street for a beer,

So I washed it, in case the revenuers see me,

They won’t think I am a local bit of trash, movin’ the booze & the cash…

Now I look like one of them thar tourists,

The kind with the new rigs, you know the kind, the purists,

Just passin’ thru, on my way to who knows where,

Maybe I will stop here, maybe I will stop there…

                   © ed – 4/24/04