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Out of Office Enema
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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When we have an enema we flush out the tush, can we do the same with the body politic...?


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Out of Office Enema…


 


Seems my mind today is in the bag,


Not the shopping bag, nor the luggage,


But in the enema bag, yes, enemas I say,


They are used to lose that which we cannot use…


 


Therein I have thought, we cannot use President Bush,


So can we just flush him out of office, replacing him, or should I just shush?


He has had the job for four years, got his name in the books, a job with lots of cush,


So out he should go, down the drain out of the tush…


 


Hoping herein I did not offend, he did his job, now it is his end,


Let him go home to daddy and mommy and live on the prairie in the big T,


There he can shoot all the game he wants,


No more will he be able to send soldiers to their deaths,


No more will we hear of the deaths of military grunts…


                        © ed – 5/21/04


 


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 Reviews of "Out of Office Enema"
Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on May 21, 2004
Perhaps Kerry will please you. He agrees with all sides of every issue... at one time or another.

Reviewed on May 21, 2004
(((ed)))

LOL--fun write

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 21, 2004
Powerful write indeed Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on May 21, 2004
You may not like Bush, but I DO.

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on May 21, 2004
Hmm… so eating all that Sausage Patties has got you running for the toilet… lol.

Reviewed on May 21, 2004
Hard times makes our mind to soar and wonder and ask questions. Let's pray for the President everyday.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 21, 2004
Surely there have to be others worth 'flushing,' too?

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on May 21, 2004
Powerful write!!!!


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