Roast Tinka (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Roast Tinka
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Remember, this roast is in humor, dear Tinka & you can blame Ed K for the timeliness of this roast, as I was going to save you for later, but he was going to hold his breath till I did one on you, so...

Roast Tinka… A romanticist is she, Much more so than me, Gets blood flowing does she, Of all the men on the den, yes, he’s… Craves the attention, so attention she will get, Has the name of a toy truck, oh yes she does, I bet, Loves the ocean as I am sure the ocean does love her, Swimming in those kinky bathing suits, and without, The fish and sharks swim right with her, or just about, South Africa she does live in, even better than a zoo, Wild animals, men with spears so long and pointed, & of course a penis or two, they are all there dear Tinka/Tonka, just for fun and definitely just for you, If read between the lines, your poetry does say, how many men of the den would stop by, Yes, just to see you or maybe for some wine, let us unscrew the cork, a bottle so fine... © ed – 5/24/04

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on May 25, 2004

(((ed)))

the master chef's at it again LOL--roasting rumps :)

great job, but be prepared for tinka's response--you better hide :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. *still tingling from that bolt LOL*

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

funny write, eddie! you are sure on a roastin' tirade, aren't ya, buddy? enjoyed~!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

I am holding my breath here Ed......not sure what to think of this little roasting affair....I think you just made me look like a real little twit/twat.....and I gonna get you for that ID Ed M tell Ed K he will be burning right next to you...double roasted very well done.....to extra well done!!

But with a sense of humor like mine I will not shed a tear.......but I guess you better start running outa fear my dear!!

I will not "screw" up this fun.....I will take it as it was meant to be.......pure fun!! I will not take umbrage to this okay!!

Rufuz tell your daddy he is in deep trouble!!

Love Tinka-Tonka-Stinka-Pinky pooh-Yahoo

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on May 24, 2004

LOL, roast tink.lol

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

EGADS! Hey, I just read karla's and saw this... sloooooow down, Eddie M... let's savor your burning 'rump roasts' for a day or so.. lest we miss some of the fun! Delightful Tinka will find you, so don't try hiding! I think Tinka will laugh all the way to your house! hehe. Carry on, now... katy xox.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Tinka! Who would you believe? Ed M or Ed K??

Although you did think my Roast by Ed M was quite hilarious, didn't you?!

And, alas, I may now have to call you Tinka-Tonka, too!!

(Good One, Ed, but in Heaven's Name, please don't blame me anymore!!)

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)

Poet you are absolutely hysterical…lol. I can’t wait to see what happens next…lol. They must hang all the way to the ground…lol. Best of luck!!!

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Funny write.

Reviewed by A PAX

LOL

Reviewed by Rose L

Ed,

You BAD boy!!! Very funny though! I hope Tinka enjoys reading this as much as you obviously did writing it!! LOL

~Rose~