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Washed and Waxed
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Finally did the Jeep get cleaned,

She is happy,

I am just floating in a dream,

What a good looking machine...


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Washed & Waxed…


 


Boy did I get washed & waxed today,


My owner, Ed, did do it all in one day,


He made my chrome wheels shine,


He made my shiny grill clean of grime,


Boy did I get washed & waxed today…


 


My interior now does smell, like a new car it does,


Not like Rufuz does make it with his fur & fuzz,


Ed & I and Rufuz will go cruisin’ tomorrow,


Showing off my shine, my classy looks,


Hope it does not rain or otherwise have a big blow,


But if it did, my paint it is protected,


Beading, the water will do, blowing off my hood as we don’t go slow…


            © ed – 5/29/04


 


   


 


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 Reviews of "Washed and Waxed"
Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on May 31, 2004
Wax on Wax off!!! Outstanding job!!! Enjoy cruising, just keep your eyes on the road. Peace through wheels.

Reviewed on May 30, 2004
A car's side of things. Interesting view; enjoyed this poem! But I still say you need a HUMMER! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on May 30, 2004
(((ed)))

excellent! happy cars make happy owners :)

enjoyed this one--

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on May 30, 2004
Nice one.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 30, 2004
Good for you a man of action!;-) Enjoy your holiday!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 30, 2004
I am impressed, Sir. Do you do windows, too? My wife keeps bugging me about ours.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 30, 2004
Take me with!!

Hey my car needs a good old wash and wax too...and you do it s well!!

Yip Goodlooking wheels you have!!

Love Tinka


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