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Lost my Head
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Can't keep it attached, it falls off so easily...


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Lost my Head…


 


No, that disembodied one is not mine,


I lost it, it is gone, no, I don’t feel fine,


Where did it go, without it I have no eyes,


Can’t find it without my eyes, all I can do is sigh…


 


If you find it, send it back, FedEx is fastest, they do not slack,


I really do need it; my brain is therein attached,


Don’t notify my doctor, Jack, he really is such a quack,


He will tell you I have no use for it, I will then really need to attack…


 


Lost my head, where did it go?


Only the person next to me really does know,


He is not talking, as he lost his body, maybe if I use his eyes,


We can find both his body and my head, before they gather, yes the flies…


                                               © ed – 6/9/04


 


 


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 Reviews of "Lost my Head"
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on June 10, 2004
Oh this is Grose ED, cant believe you flogged another guys nut, if roasting isnt enough. Poetic Justice what!

ROFLMBO nah nah nah nah nah nah nah!
ME.

Reviewed by Cynthia Castle (Reader)
Reviewed on June 9, 2004
LOL!!! ...LOL!!! ...LMHO ( Laughing My Head Off )!!! Oh, No! ...Can't lose mine, too! ...Great write, Dear Poet! ...It must be somewhere to have produced this amusing fun write!

Cynthia

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on June 9, 2004
Absolutely hilarious Ed, this is one of your best flashbacks to date...LOL
Allen

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on June 9, 2004
ROFL. Stop spying on my life. Stop following me around. I'll find my head on my own, thank you. Nordette

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on June 9, 2004
Why do you think, me darlin', that our sex organs are NOT in our heads...? I'm with Eddie K, here... SuperRufuz will save the day! (keep the "one-eyed" monster on the look-out too!) Oh, my goodness! Did I just say what I think I said? Nah! I guess this proves that we all might be better off WITHOUT our heads, eh, Eddie M? (blush.. wink) katy xox.

Reviewed by Abe Rossi (Reader)
Reviewed on June 9, 2004
If Rufuz is anything like my dog (Dingo)...it's buried out back under the maple tree....great write...very funny...Peace Abel

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on June 9, 2004
Oh your giving me so many wonderful ideas :-) You just might be my first this time around hehehehehe

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on June 9, 2004
They must have given you too much laughing gas at the Dentist, Poet!!! You do know that with this post, will surely alert the guys wearing the white shirts who use those funny looking jackets with straps on it, and come and take you away?…lol. They will help you find your head…lol. Maybe!!! Thank you for your kind and gracious words, Ed. Keep the Faith. Peace thru Finding your Head… Ed!!!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 9, 2004
You should have told everyone I'm the
one took your head off for that roast
you did of me;-)You are hilarious in
this one! Well done!

Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on June 9, 2004
ha ha ha! I love this! You describe most of my days perfectly!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 9, 2004
Ohh Noo You lost it because Tinky I online....right???

Ask Rufuz to give your "bloody" neck a lick and a kick maybe you will find a quickfix for your head!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 9, 2004
HO HO HO! I really like this one, Ed, and I think I know where you may have left it. Remember the old saying, "Get your head out of your ...!"

PS Ask Rufuz if he can 'sniff it out' for you.

Reviewed on June 9, 2004
(((Ed)))

This is screamingly HYSTERICAL! LOL What a funny, zany write! And that pic...Oh, MY!! LOL

Hope you find your missin' head soon; do we have to put out an All Points Bulletin to find your missin' head?? LOL Hope not...

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on June 9, 2004
(((ed)))

LOL--i've had many of those days myself--my folks used to tell me that i'd lose it if it wasn't attached LOL

fun write--hope you feel better soon and find it

are you sure rufuz *woof!* hasn't taken it? LOL

((((HUGS)))) and love, karla. :)


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