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ADD = Attention Deficit, Daddy... by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I go out in the morning for a bit with dad then he goes in and do not see him till the afternoon, he thinks I like this, I like being with him...he has got to find out!


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ADD = ATTENTION DEFICIT, DADDY… by Rufuz                 


 


Dearest daddy, I love you so, but did you know,


I need your attention more as get older and grow,


I need for you to love me, by playing and chasing,


I need to get out in the yard and with the ball go racing…


 


I need more attention as I get this deficit,


No drugs do I need like kids growing up, I just need you dear dad,


I know tomorrow is your day, so I don’t want to make you anywhere near mad,


But if you could, please come out and play, don’t just stay in the house and lay,


You need the exercise too, just like me,


I want to help you to stay alive for all my time…


 


You gave me this toy, and then expected me to go out and play with it alone,


I mean, I am here to love you and respect you, so return the favor,


Come play with me and the toy you gave me,


With the delicious peanut butter flavor…


 


Thank you for the toy, I don’t care if you had a shower yet,


Just come on out and play, chase me thru the creek so wet,


We can wrestle all you want, I will try not to nibble on you,


Nor bite you and hurt you so that you do cry,


And make me feel like I need to give you licky kisses, on your boo-boo, I sigh…


 


                             © ed – 6/19/04


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "ADD = Attention Deficit, Daddy... by Rufuz"
Reviewed on June 20, 2004
(((ed and rufuz WOOF!)))

awwwwwwwww this is heartbreaking. ed, listen to rufuz. be good to him and he'll be good to you, loving you unconditionally.

*tears* this one made me cry

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Hooves Of Fire (Reader)
Reviewed on June 20, 2004
I think Rufuz has a point. Also, please apologize to him because I think in my email to you I spelled his name Rufus. This is my human's fault and I will take a hint from wise Rufuz and write her a letter about my grievances, which are many and will give me lots of writing material. This is very clever and nicely done.
Hoovsie

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on June 20, 2004
So very cute!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 19, 2004
Lucky you dad to have rufuz want to be with you;-)
Great write Rufuz, give him a bite for the den poets;-)!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 19, 2004
Just come on out and play, chase me thru the creek so wet,

Sounds like Rufuz has a great plan, Ed; take him out to that creek and get wet! But watch out for those creek sharks.

Reviewed on June 19, 2004
Cute write, Ed! Rufuz is one lucky dog!

Sandie Angel :o)


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