“My Big “Schlong”
Had it since the beginning of my time,
Of course it’s attached, it is definitely mine,
Some people, especially the opposite sex, think it so fine,
But I really do know, it is hard to hide, hard to walk a straight line…
Its weight is the problem, and when hard it just about touches the moon,
My doctor seems to think I should have it removed or cut down, but not too soon,
No way will I do that, I may not love my schlong, but the women sure do,
All hot and bothered they seem to get, just looking at my pants,
A third leg I seem to have, maybe I can just get a transplant…
Gotta tie it up, attach it to my belt and wear suspenders to keep it still,
When I get the least bit hot, my pants they do start to ride up, wish they had a pill,
Just something to make me stay soft, therein I could live life with my big schlong,
Let me tell you though, waking a straight line is nothing,
Compared to walking up a hill…
© ed – 6/20/04
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"I may not look like Prince Charming, but at least I'm hung like his horse!"
In your case, I'm guessing that would be a Shire's schlong...a Percheron? Some other huge draft horse...
Thanks for the laugh!
--Eddie D.
Love Tinka
are you trying to give us dirty old men a bad name?
L.O.L.--R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O.
john +
don't you dare git near me with that thing...LOL
OMG, that pic--and this write--don't you wish :)
hysterical...thanks for the grins for the YEAR!
(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
this is too funny
oh! by the way
Are you bragging or complaining??????
Keep them coming
William
Many even laughed and ridiculed me because of my big 'schlong.' After many pain-filled years, I finally decided to get rid of it. I had the necessary surgery, and I am happy once again. Really didn't need that big old 'schlong' at all.
PS In Polish a 'schlong' is a hemmorhoid.