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Humor (or in jolly old England, Humour)
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Is humor your thing or schtick, or do you lean more towards other forms of poetry...


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HUMOR…(or in jolly old England, humour)


 


Is humor just a rumor?


Or am I herein just nucking futs?


Or is it crazy and kooky, observing butts?


Questions all, queries but a few,


Is comical poetry worth anything to you?


 


Looking for stuff to be funny in the write,


Seems to be what I do everyday, while it is light,


But not in the dark, no definitely not when it is night,


For fearful things do come out in the dark,


Especially in this campground, yes in this park…


 


So little time, so much to write,


So little rhyme, so much to see, yes sight,


Nature out my window, so pretty it is to be seen,


Trees so tall, grass so green,


Rufuz does love to himself on the grass; preen…


 


Not meant is this poem to be humorous,


You can see I did just that quite well,


Meaning to get my point across or just,


Humor is in the reading of the reader,


Like beauty is in the eye of the beholder,


Very little beauty can be found,


In these writes it is seen that I can astound,


From the top of my long hairy head,


Right down to my long nailed toes,


And back up to the gut I got so very, very round…


 


                        © ed – 6/27/04 


 


 


 


 


 


  


 


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 Reviews of "Humor (or in jolly old England, Humour)"
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on June 28, 2004
U U U, yes don't forget the U MAAAAAAATE hehe.

Ch'erie
With the stiff upper lip

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2004
I wish you sunlight, to write... and less unrest and fright in the night... humor saves lives! Carry on... katy xox.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2004
Humour, rumour, kinda mucking fuddle, lovable colourful poem...

Reviewed on June 27, 2004
(((ed)))

funny write and that pic--LOL

humor (humour) is definately needed--write on!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2004
Ed, Smiles your something poet I like it that art OMG.. SMiles....

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 27, 2004
Good one Ed!!

Thanks for sharing your Humor filled humour!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Carol Chapman (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2004
humour - isn't that the stuff that makes our eyeballs round and plump?

Carol

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 27, 2004
Is humor just a rumor?
Or am I herein just nucking futs?
Or is it crazy and kooky, observing butts?

No, to Question Number 1.

Maybe, to Question Number 2 (But that's a good thing.)

And a Resounding YES to Question Number 3!


Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2004
Don't you just hate that, that damn u in favourite, humour, and honour. I ask you why did we even bother to get our independence?


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