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Head Screwed on Too Tight
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Its all Katy's fault...:)


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Head-Screwed-on-Too-Tight…


 


 


Katy said my head was screwed on too tight,


 


I did try to loosen it up, got my pliers out and all tonight,


 


Tried WD 40 and CRC but to no avail,


 


My head seems to be on my shoulders with nothing shorter than a nail…


 


 


Bolts maybe in my neck, like the Frankenstein creature,


 


Maybe if I just loosen them up just a bit, my head will be less a feature,


 


Oh my god, it fell off and is rolling out in the open right towards the bleachers,


 


Damn it Katy, this all your fault, you had to write to me like that of a teacher,


 


So with learning in mind, I did try to expand my mind, now I can’t find it,


 


It fell out of my head on its way to the seats, now must I retreat,


 


To the privacy of my lab, to reconnect that of my head,


 


This time much less tight than the last time instead…


 


                        © ed – 7/27/04


 


 


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on July 28, 2004
Alright, you silly thing!! I said your head was 'screwed on JUST RIGHT'... Sigh... Ah, well... I'm so glad to see your chuckle back that I'll just giggle and go with it. You're a pit, you know! (grin) katy xox.

Reviewed on July 28, 2004
(((ed)))

sure hope tomorrow is better...we all need it!!!

love this write--i always say, if my head wasn't bolted down, i'd lose it LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on July 28, 2004
HUH join the club, Lost me dog today, Me Oldest daughter has moved out, at 22 nearly, and the old man is sick as... Life is a bit screwey here too. Oh well Willow will be Spayed, and moved on to do security work, not PTS as I first thought, Duchess has nicked off again up the street, oh its all happnin here tonight sod it.

Shyte I hope tomorrow is a better day.
For both of us.
Least you got bolts to hold your noggin up right, sheesh i lost mine.

Blaaaaaaaaah
ME

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on July 28, 2004
Damn u are uglier than I at first thought you were.

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on July 28, 2004
At least you know where your head is, unlike some people who claim to have a level one.

Glad to see the "twinkle" in your eyes again thru this poem Ed.

blessin's,
cynth'ya lewis reed

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on July 27, 2004
What did Katy say about your head ,
Ed?
I missed that one
it sounds like fun
and knowing her,it was,
because because,just because I bet it blinkin' was.
I never knew your head was bolted on...
I thought you just used super glue,
(about a hundred ton!)now now old mate...it's all in fun!
and Frankenstein
he wouldn't mind
havin' a twin like you,
both of you could use your noggins
dreaming up a Katy cue...well she might coo for coo-ky you,
that lady is a nutty dame,but please don't tell her,all the same,
or I could end up losin my head too!(I've lost my marbles once or twice,but all my head wouldn't be nice... in fact, it just wont do.)
I like the picture of you 'bove yer poem,
how come yer not a super star,with such structured facial bone?
it's the sort of face that Kate I bet would trade you 4 her own.
Katy ,now now matey ,
it's just a joke for the loose head bloke,
I luv ya both...(that's on my oath) and I love yer poem Ed
sincerely,
from....Kay Dev

p.s.Just bein' a little devilish,sorry!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 27, 2004
I lost my head quite a few times but damn Mother Nature keep on giving it back for some silly reason...so don't worry be happy it will come back on it's own....lol!!

Strong black coffee and a chocolate does the trick well!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Jane Rodway (Reader)
Reviewed on July 27, 2004
LOL! Very cute!

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on July 27, 2004
If you can keep your head, when all around you are.... Cute write.


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