Spectacles or Testicles...

Would rather have removed my spectacles,

Than to find they did remove my testicles,

For there is a vast difference if only in location,

If they are removed, my testicles that is,

I will be ready for a total transformation,

Might as well go with the other side of the coin,

As I cannot do anything on this side least of which masturbation…

Went in did I for a simple procedure, yes operation,

Took I did what they told me, the medication,

Never in my life did I think this would happen, I had no trepidation,

Now I am just that of a terrible aberration,

My body it cannot deal with this switch, it has totally shut down, yes constipation…

Need I sue the doctor or his nurse that committed this heinous act?

The doctor assuring me he will definitely be able to give me compensation,

Will money make me feel better?

Or will the reattachment of my balls take away my frustration,

Causing me to find again a reason to live, a reason to have elation,

And to eventually find within a reason to have a celebration…

Never did I think I would have this thought, this act must have affected my mind,

As I was thinking just now that I could also use my sack,

Around Christmas time as they would make an excellent tree decoration…

                        © ed – 7/31/04