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We did not speed back, but
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We did not speed back, but…


 


18 hours from Kentucky to home,


Little off the track did I roam,


800 miles I did drive today,


Just so I could get back and wax my wheels of chrome…


 


Damn drivers are all crazy; except me of course,


When I drive I do use the “force”,


Comes from within it does, yes that is its source…


 


So to home we did arrive alive,


Never did I have any doubts we would not survive,


Even Rufuz did give his ole dad a high five,


Take from this what you will; I am back and ready to write,


And that is definitely not, nor would I desire to make it a jive…


 


                                © ed ~ 8/10/04


 


 


 


 


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 10, 2004
Hot Diggity! (that pic is hilarious!) lovely to have you back and you know what? to you, this may simply a commentary on your trip back, but I think it's actually some fun, poetic reading... I liked the subtle humor... VERY you!

What was the rush? Did you miss mowing the lawn? (ICK!) hehe.. katy xox.

Reviewed on August 10, 2004
((((ed and rufuz))))

welcome back! so glad to see you made it back :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

yay--ed's back! :)

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on August 10, 2004
welcome back ed, rufus, glad you survived the freeways

Reviewed on August 10, 2004
Glad you are back, Ed! We kept the Den warm and waiting for you! Hope you had fun!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your Tx. friend, Karen Lynn. :D

Cute poem, and that pic is too funny! LOL

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 10, 2004
Welcome back and glad you made it safely........after all its hard to kill someone that is already dead.....but very possible :-) hehehee

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 10, 2004
Welcome home Buddy!!

Yeah right...you did not speed back...you were gone way to long!!

Love Through speeding back Tinka

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on August 10, 2004
WELCOME HOME BIG ED!!! So glad you and the gang, made it back in one piece! Outstanding poetry my friend! “You’re hell when you’re well, and you better never get sick …lol!” Peace thru arriving home alive! You have been missed!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 10, 2004
Welcome Home, Road Ranger. Glad to see you 'made it alive!' And I truly hope you had a great trip and visit. Write On! And give Rufuz a High Five for me, too.


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