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Space Bar
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Working again, my space bar did not go away too far...


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Space Bar…


 


My space bar it be back,


Yes it is up and running,


Have no idea where it was at,


Must have been those eggs this morning, so runny…


 


Cleaned it is now, looking brand new,


My computer happy as a new born just hatched,


Sitting in its mothers lap, with a grin on its monitor,


Telling me to know I have no idea how to help it grow,


My knowledge about a computer certainly quite poor,


Of computers I may not be an entrepreneur,


But I do know how to make it work again, my memory not so obscure…


                                © ed ~ 8/13/04


 


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 Reviews of "Space Bar"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 13, 2004
That space bar of yours on the pic looks more like a chocolate bar to me......teeeeheeee!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on August 13, 2004
gladyourspacebarisbackandrunning,ed! LOL

wonderful write, thanks for sharing!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

had no trouble reading your words when your space bar wasgivingyoufits...LOL

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 13, 2004
Great to have you back and your words "Normal" Susan


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