Which one is Female? (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on August 23, 2004

(((ed)))

o, boy, you've opened a can of worms with this 'un. if i were you, i'd hide until the feathers stop flying. :) as for me, i think the females have a right to bitch and complain. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed

Reviewed on August 23, 2004

"That is what the female was put on this earth to do,

I don�t care what I say herein, I speak the truth; you cannot sue�"

And Ed, I respect the truth according to you. Perspective must be weighed based upon experience and desire to see all sides of a situation. But, many are only privy to one point of view. And that's okay when people realize that what they know to be true is their reality.

Nostradamus told me to tell you that :-P
blessin's
c.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on August 22, 2004

Where did you get that picture of US you blabbing and me listening......geeeeeeezzz....no wonder you posted more poems than me!!

Big Old Seagull You!!

I know I talk alot but I think you beat me on this one.....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on August 22, 2004

just look at the expression of the gull on the left ...

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on August 22, 2004

The one with the open mouth is cawing for some dinner!

Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)

Reviewed on August 22, 2004

Yes, the one doing the calling is most likely the male! They always like to have the last word....lol.

Rene' xxoo

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on August 22, 2004

Lets put another spin on this shall we? Hehehe

The one on the left is female, ignoring once again the ego cries of the male. Quite simple actually to tell, but being male I understand how you made the mistake. hehehe

Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)

Reviewed on August 22, 2004

This was fun. You're a brave man, Ed. I don't care which one is which, I love the picture. I think it signifies your future with a few choice members of this site.

Bob H

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on August 22, 2004

Harrumph! They're both males and the one on the right is drunk! He's boring the female with old football glories, which she's heard 400 times already. She, of course, is showing great patience and remarkable composure. You're a pip! katy xox.

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on August 22, 2004

Ed... I agree with Ed K. on this one. The one on the right is the male and likely he is calling the rest of the flock together. He is probably the dominate bird in his group and with gulls being the scavengers they are....he is just letting the rest know that some dumb human just wander onto the beach from the pavilion with a bag of hot buttered popcorn...time for an all out assault....now on the other hand...if the picture were that of a man and woman, I would say that the one on the right was the female. I could tell this from the fact that the one on the left was not listening...which men do extremely well....so there...now we are both in trouble.
Allen

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on August 22, 2004

Never believe that the truth is above litigation.... I why she is bitching.

Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)

Reviewed on August 22, 2004

Ah heck, you're not in trouble. First Amendment! First Amendment! First Amendment! You didn't mention anyone by name, so no harm done. We all have our own version of reality. I think the one on the right is the male. So there.

Reviewed by John Banasiewicz Jr

Reviewed on August 22, 2004

I think age here has taught me that sometimes best to just be quite and not say who I think the female is here, got enough lumps on my head already from opening mouth,,
Tommy

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on August 22, 2004

Yup! I bet you the one on the right is the female. She talks, he listens...at least that's what it looks like. Heeeheee!

Sandie May Angel

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)

Reviewed on August 22, 2004

The one coming after you with the big ole� frying pan is the one�lol! Peace thru not pointing out the one�lol! Did I mention you�re in BIG TROUBLE???�lol. RUN>>>>>>>lol.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 22, 2004

Man, you are in trouble now, Ed. Glad I didn't write this one.

But I think the one on the right is the male; bird males are usually the bigger of the two in any bird couple. And I think he's yelling at his lazy bird-brained wife to go out and get him a fish or something for dinner. He's mighty damn hungry from having to yell so much.

And by the way, did I mention you're in Big Trouble now?