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I'm Late
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Women drivers, LOL!

I’m LATE… I’m late, I’m late, I’m late, I can’t stop, I can’t stop, I can’t stop, Ain’t got no, no I ain’t got no, got no brakes, My car, oh my god, my car, is now in the lake… © ed ~ 8/28/04

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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on August 29, 2004

Ah! Is that you, Eddie M? (who else?) Ahem, I'll have you know that "women drivers" happen to be, statistically speaking, much better than their goofy, speed-loving male counterparts! Harrumph! (grin) BUT..

if this is the driver of that white car, the only explanation for her big smile and her nonchalant appearance is GREAT INSURANCE! The poem, in all its brevity, is hilarious! You haven't lost your 'touch' in your absence... quite the opposite! katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on August 29, 2004

Was that Rene parking?????

Geez she musta been VERY LATE...and in some "STATE OF MIND" to do that!!
No wonder she was late huh??

Okay, okay...OKAY just joking!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on August 28, 2004

I am glad to see she lived to tell her tale. Great photo too!

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on August 28, 2004

Great write! You really captured the moment well.

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)

Reviewed on August 28, 2004

What a poem and picture!!!
Glad that wasn't ME standing there.

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish

Reviewed on August 28, 2004

Very funny Ed,the poor woman,well at least she stood still smiling,that's more than a guy could do.
I love it!
Best wishes
from
kay.

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on August 28, 2004

LOL....this is so funny. Thanks for the laugh, Ed!

Sandie May Angel

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