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My Sofa and other stuff, by Rufuz
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My Sofa, and other stuff…by Rufuz


 


My sofa is also my bed,


I sleep there using pillows for my head,


But only when it is cool out,


For some reason I then find it comfy,


When it is hot, I sleep in with daddy,


Near the cold air machine to keep cool,


And he turns on the wind machine for me, he is no fool…


 


I like to go to work with dad,


Now that he is back to doing that again,


I know it upsets him, his stress on the rise,


But he says it is better for him to work,


He says when he is off he feels so much like a jerk…


 


My dad is NOT a jerk, he is my buddy and we play,


I nibble on his hand, but never do I try to hurt,


Oh you should see the costume daddy has for Halloween,


Don’t tell him I told you this, but he looks pretty good in a skirt,


But he needs to shave his legs; with all that hair, he looks like such a pervert…


         © ~ Rufuz (& ed) 9/30/04


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Reviewed on October 1, 2004
(((rufuz)))

LOL--awwwwwwwwwwww that is too cute hee hee

go back to bed--you've earned it after this sweet write

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed on October 1, 2004
yer too cute, rufie! awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on September 30, 2004
Don’t tell him I told you this, but he looks pretty good in a skirt,
But he needs to shave his legs; with all that hair, he looks like such a pervert…

ROFL. You're a hoot!


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 30, 2004
My dad is NOT a jerk, he is my buddy and we play,

Has someone been picking on your Dad, Rufuz? If so, just bite him in the butt. But please don't make your Dad shave his legs. We want you to post a picture of him in his skirt, with hairy legs. Please!

Your Pals,
Chica Blanca and Turbo

PS Our Dad is planning on wearing an evening gown for Halloween - he always overdresses.

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 30, 2004
uh...Rufuz...put your leg down dear

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on September 30, 2004
Rufuz, you have a wonderful sense of humor.

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on September 30, 2004
And what are you going as, Rufie, dear? Why don't you go as Daddy? That's some gorgeous bod you've got there, Rufuz, ol boy! hehehe.. katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 30, 2004
A perfect state of mind you have Rufuz!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 30, 2004
Yup dogs are so loyal...


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