Poetry Police (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on October 5, 2004

Steal poetry? What lunatic would do that and what kind of lunatic would chase after? If they figure out a way to make real money off my stuff, then I hope they tell me.

Reviewed by Scott Zachary

Reviewed on October 3, 2004

That's what I've been telling you all along, Ed--get a grip! I'm sorry though, I didn't realize your handle had completely broken off. I am truly enjoying your poetry more and more as I become more and more schizophrenic. Sorry again, that was an inside joke that I'll have to let you in on the next time we talk . . . or maybe you'll just have to wait and read about it in my next book. Seriously, though, I am truly enjoying your poetry more and more, or maybe I'm just becoming more and more attuned to your paranoia. Great write!

Scott

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on October 2, 2004

Considering we all come out of the same pond, anything is possible :-)

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)

Reviewed on October 2, 2004

put your hands in the air! :)

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on October 2, 2004

thoughts well arrested ;)

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

Reviewed on October 2, 2004

Sounds like you need to get Katy over there to beat them away with her Viking hammer.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 2, 2004

I can see this one very well thank you!!

I guess I get the message too!!

Happy posting Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on October 2, 2004

I too have not noticed, but so many things slip me by these days, for when I was young....nah, I ain't gonna go there. Great little write my paranoid?? friend.

J. Allen...Patriot act... Wilson

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 2, 2004

Am I paranoid or does insanity in my family abound?

Wait a minute; I think I may have posted this exact poem about a month ago - Where are those darn Poetry Police when you need one.

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK

Reviewed on October 2, 2004

While I Love Your write,i.e. Really It Is Authorsden That's F--ked Up_

Either Each Time You Come Back To Write New Poem Or Write-

REMEMBER: You Are $$$ Paying To Write At AD_Freedom Of Speech_

You Cannot Type In Straight Line,You Cannot Edit Prpperly, Pull Up 1st 200 Correctly, Photos,Artwork,Poems Are Missing,And Need I Say More!???

INSTEAD OF: Fixing SOfTWARE Problems -- It Is Sell-Sell-Sell $$$$$$$$$$$ Authorsden To Anybody!!

TRASK

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on October 2, 2004

Who needs strings? Good one, Ed.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on October 2, 2004

(((ed)))

i haven't been bothered by them, thank God. :)

if someone wants to steal, shame, shame on them! may the biggest book of poetry ever fall on their head. :)

still, a cautionary message in between your humorous lines :)

thanks

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)