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Squished
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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I know its kinda crazy, but I could not resist this when I saw the picture...;)

Squished… Squished was he, As you can plainly see, His intent to screw, His life taken adieu… Not the worst way to go, Underneath a behemoth, yes below, He did like women of girth, Now he does lie in six feet of earth… Her desire to make him happy, Now she does feel a great deal unhappy, If off of him she did get when he did request, quite snappy, He would not have soiled her sheets with a great big crappie… © ed ~ 10/26/04

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Reviewed by Roger Ochs

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

Things that are fun to ride but you'd be ashamed if your friends saw you: Mopeds, Fat Women and this poem.

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

Good Grief!!! Where do you find these things? This is hilarious but if you tell anyone I said that I'll deny it! (Em.. her undies are on... did he die WITHOUT that smile they keep talking about? sigh) hehe katy xox.

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on October 26, 2004

Great looking jeep on the pic

Poor guy underneath
and I thought I love big gals
the write was kool...Ed

William ....Peace Brother

Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang

Reviewed on October 26, 2004

You tell him so Mr. Ed Kostro!
The pisture is disgusting!~
Of course, only YOU would write
about such a thing, wouldn't you?
Interesting psychology to look at.
Becca

Reviewed by Chanti Niven

Reviewed on October 26, 2004

I am completely disgusted by the photograph. She has not washed her feet!!! YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!

Thanks for the good laugh.
Chanti

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 26, 2004

Now That is called a Huge FAT ATTITUDE....lol!!

Anything for a little pleasure for the maly heart......lol!!

SPlat-Flat I guess!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on October 26, 2004

OUCH! PAIN LINES! LOL Funny picture and write; you are sooooooooooooo bad! But you are GOOOOOOOD!! LOL Thanks for the grins! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *still laughin'*

Reviewed by Edwin Larson

Reviewed on October 26, 2004

Ed, you are warped..LOL..a personal experience??...Next time pick on somebody your own size..LOL.. :)

Reviewed by Sue Hess

Reviewed on October 26, 2004

shame on you...i'm still laughing at the picture...how did you get my photo?

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 26, 2004

And I thought I was insane; Thank God for you, Ed!

Can't wait to show The Little Woman this one. HO HO HO!

PS You have very skinny legs.

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