Time Saver…

If the head were placed on top of the head,

No longer would we need to undress before bed,

Nor would we have need for beating round the bush,

Just bend over and spread the cheeks of your tush…

Men would have what appears to be one horn,

As they are already it seems all the time horny,

This does make them appear to be about porn,

All the time, the head on top, hard to the touch,

From the moment we are conceived, to the time we are born…

No longer will men hide their feelings,

Out in the open, will they be, women would be reeling,

To approach it orally, men would now need to be kneeling,

No longer as well would men be concealing…

                © ed ~ 10/29/04