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I thought he'd be bigger
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Meeting our heroes, sometimes a grave error...

I Thought He’d be Bigger… Today I had an experience, I did meet spiderman in person, I gotta admit I thought he would be bigger, From all the hype, like maybe Roy’s horse Trigger… And did you realize he was all red and blue? I just thought he wore a see through, Learned did I now how “little” things look to the naked eye, No wonder there is not a Mrs. Spiderman, I can only sigh… Tricks with the camera they certainly can do, I even once thought he actually flew, Maybe those marks are all tattoo’s? Better than a spider, he should be a kangaroo, or something that does moo… © ed ~ 10/29/04

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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on October 31, 2004

First Elvis, now Spidey? Ed, you have outdone EVEN yourself with hilarity! I tip my chewed on, sweaty-billed CUBS cap to you, dear heart... funny, funny stuff... oh, to hang out in your head, while you address your wit to these pics. ABsolutley hilarious! katy xox.

Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang

Reviewed on October 30, 2004

Interesting poem. You are really
into comics, aren't you? Guess that
is the kid in you still alive. My kid has died.
Becca

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 30, 2004

I must agree with J. Allen; I, too, thought Spider Man was much much taller. Will he and The King be out Trick or Treating soon with that lovable Tampax Guy?!

Reviewed by Mary Quire

Reviewed on October 30, 2004

Oh my! Ed, I have to agree with you. Sometimes, it's better to let the mystery of the screen be just that.

M.Rose

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)

Reviewed on October 30, 2004

I have heard of the "Blue balls" but that is something else.

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

I don't know what to say Ed, other than I am shocked...I really did think he would be much taller...LOL

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

Damn Ed, I think I know that little prick! You made me laugh with the picture then with your poem. Too funny...I sure hope he has a lot of magic in that thing or he is going to be riding solo for a long time.

Take care,

Sherry

Reviewed by Tien Avielle (Reader)

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

I just hope that paint is non-toxic! Hilarious write!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

He's got the hang of it for sure....lol!!

One too many blue pill he took me thinks.....whaaahahahaha!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

I enjoyed this very much, as always...me thinks William mistook what you meant by "bigger" though...lol

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

Kool write Ed
Clude Van Dam The action movie hero
is only 5'7"
Alan Ladd was only 5'4"
Audey Murphy was also about 5'6"
cameras are sure deceiving

William ....Peace Brother

Reviewed by Evelyn Simon

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

LOL! Your creative imagination is awesome. ;O)

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